当然，以下是20条超短的英语笑话，每条都简短精悍，希望您会喜欢：

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

2. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

4. How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

5. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

6. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

7. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

8. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

9. Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open.

10. How does a non-binary samurai find their opponent in a duel?

They go by the code.

11. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

12. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogey in it.

13. What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

14. Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?

Because it’s two-tired.

15. What do you call a snowman party?

A freeze tag.

16. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

17. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because it was already stuffed.

18. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?

A moo-sical band.

19. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

20. What’s the one thing you can’t eat just once?

The second time.

这些笑话不仅简洁明了，而且充满了幽默感和创意。希望它们能为您带来一些轻松愉快的时光！